Oh, I’m so, so, sorry to delay your pleasure, my darlings - and yes, it is a considered an erotic sin to keep such a delicious thing as National Masturbation Month from you. Yes, I’ve kept you waiting. Yes, I’ve denied your blissful release. Oh, and yes, yes, yes, you may indeed punish me later.

So with nothing but multiple orgasms in mind, please join me over at Shanna Germain’s as we celebrate National Masturbation Month, together!

Live healthy and masturbate often
Neve Black