Yesterday we said goodbye to the final day of Leo and today we say hello to the zodiac sign of Virgo.
But, before I get started, I wanted to announce last month’s winner of my book, Sex through the Zodiac - actually, there was a tie and Roxanne recommended that I tie both winners up and have my way with them; preferably at the same time, but geographically speaking this would be problematic, so instead I’ll be sending both winners an e-copy. Please give a nice, warm applause to both Danielle and Gigi! Yah! Clap-clap-clap-clap. Please send me your e-mail addreses to black.neve at gmail. com.
Okay, onto Virgo the virgin. In the book, Sex through the Zodiac, my heroine, Roxanne was working a past love interest, Jack, her Virgo out of her heart, by spreading her legs for every other sign in the zodiac wheel. Here’s a taste:
“There was a light tap on the front door and I hit the play button on my CD player before opening the front door; letting Charlie Parker’s fluid saxophone infiltrate my apartment. Charlie Parker was also a Virgo. I opened the door, just slightly so Pluto, the escape artist couldn’t get out. Jack was standing there, holding a bag of Chinese take-out and a smile. He wore a pair of jeans, a simple white tee-shirt, black leather jacket and tennis shoes. He looked comfortable and effortlessly sexy.
“Please come in.” I said, flashing my blues and pearly whites. I suddenly realized why I cared so much what I looked like. I still had feelings for him. His visit to my house could be trouble for me. I had a number of zodiac signs to still have sex with and I wasn’t sure if seeing Jack wouldn’t somehow reignite the deep emotional feelings I had for him; derailing my New Year’s resolution goal.
Virgos have discriminating taste. It’s a compliment to any zodiac sign if a Virgo finds you interesting enough to want to spend time with you. Knowing this, I felt his immediate earth sign warmth as he walked through the front door.
We both sat down on the floor, sipping cold beer while we laughed; catching up over the months we hadn’t see each other. It felt as if we picked right back up from where we had left off. The couch was up against our backs, and opened cartons of Chinese take-out were strewn all over the coffee table in front of us. Jack’s eyes met mine and I moved closer to him; his scent penetrated into my brain, “God. I love the way he smells.” Our pant legs touched and electricity shot through my body.
“I’ve missed you, Roxy.” He said kissing the top of my head.
“What have you missed about me the most?” I whispered wickedly as I pushed the coffee table’s legs across the carpet; giving me enough room to straddle his lap; like a cowgirl who’s been away from her horse for too long.
I pressed my breasts against his chest; my nipples ached as they hardened. He wrapped his arms around me; holding me tightly. I pushed myself up and our lips met; kissing softly and then harder, and faster. His cock flexed behind his jeans and I felt my cunt getting wet….”
What more do we know about these discriminating earth signs other than what Roxanne describes for us above? Who out there reading this is a Virgo? Who knows a Virgo? Care to describe what you know about a virgin?
Calling all virgins,
Neve Black
Way to straddle, Roxy! You go!
Thanks Jeremy!
oh wow..me me me me..me???..copies shannas happy dance*…thank you neve…thats just perfect..first of all i cant wait to get to know more about roxanne and her adventures..and second because..can you guess it???..i m a virgo!!!…
ps:congrats to gigi too:-)
Danielle, the Virgo! Wow! You’re going to really love this book then. The sex Roxanne has with all the signs proves to be a very sex-carthic experience. When you rise and shine in the a.m. tomorrow, please send me your e-mail address to: black.neve at gmail.com
Hugs and hugs
ha..just sent you an email since i couldnt wait until i wake again..:-)))
I’m a virgo too, Neve. I have to admit I know precious little about astrology. Maybe you can give me some more information. I’ve always thought it was funny that Virgo was virgin however.
Heidi!
Thank you for commenting, my little Virgo girl. Yeah, the virgin piece comes from Roman mythological figure- Diana. Diana was the emblem of chastity, hence the reference to virginity. Diana was also the Goddess of the hunt, because she was associated with wild animals and the woods, as well as the moon. In literature she was the equivalent of the Greek goddess Artemis. Diana kicked ass, is what Diana did!!
Does that help a little bit with the history of Virgo?
If you’d like for me to create a mini-astro chart reading for you, I’d be happy to create that for you. I need your DOB.
Danielle, this goes for you too!
If anyone is interested in learning about what celebrities share your Virgo birthday, I found this link today.
hm..so far i know are all celbs i share the sign with really..boring and dull..like..claudia schiffer for example…but i d love a mini-astro chart…just let me know what a dob is…:-)
Danielle,
You think Claudia Schiffer is boring? She’s traveled, she was a super model, she lived with a photographer (I think) and then dated royalty (I think). Plus, my God, she’s gorgeous-gorgeous!
DOB= date of birth. I’m sorry for the acronym.
That sounds great Neve. My birth date is 9/15/76. Can’t wait!!!
uhm…she is just not my type…i mean..hm..no..i ll tell you one day something funny about her..i ll whisper it in your ear while we have beer and tequilla and you will die laughing..:-)
11.9.1980…i know..its a bad date..:-/
Great Heidi!
I need a few days to collect the data and I’ll send it to your e-mail address.
Danielle,
Ditto on your mini-astro chart too. Haviing that birthdate only gives you more character.
Oh Blimey! I almost missed this! I have been having far too much fun.. is there such a thing?
Gigi Craig
235 Woodland Drive
Medina, OH 44256
I am very excited!
thank you from the bottom of my heart to the tips of my purple toes, Neve
xo
gigi
Oh Blimey!
I was wondering where you were, little Gigi! Ooooh, I’m so happy from the tips of purple toes to learn that you’ve been having a whole lot of fun! Yah!
I think I have your e-mail address, so I’ll do at test and send the e-copy of the book that way, okay? I wish I had a paperback to send you. ;-(
oooohhhh I am the one saying oooohhhhhhhh, baby!
I love your cheeky style.
and I feel that wish coming true, luv.
xo
gigi
Hi Gigi!
Enjoy the read. Roxanne makes romping through the zodiac fun.
I am enjoying!! My purple toes and other things are twitchin’
xo
gigi
I’m so glad. It’s a fun read. That Roxanne does things that make an erotic writer blush.